Quotes do Real Vampires Know Hips Happen
A Gerry Barlett está postando toda quarta uma quote do seu próximo lançamento, Real Vampires Know Hips Happen.
Nesta a mãe do Jerry chega e isso não é nada bom.
Jerry’s mother arrives and the sh*t hits the fan. Mag’s son has amnesia?
Jerry’s mother stood in the doorway, her stare telling me all I needed to know. She’d read minds, done something to figure out that this was all my fault.
E a Glory falando um pouco sobre os demônios…
Glory explains vampires to her mother:
“I’ve met demons. Vampires are vintage Chanel. Demons are last year’s markdowns.”
E a mãe da Glory causando, especialmente quando ela aparece no Castelo Campbell.
I closed my eyes and wished I had Mag’s Bible. I wasn’t sure if I’d use it for fervent prayer or to throw it at the woman who’d claimed she’d given birth to me. This could not end well.
E o Jerry sendo durão!!!
Jeremy Blade is accused of have post traumatic induced amnesia. What? Not this tough guy:
“I’m a warrior. A bad thing to me is losing a battle. My horse being shot out from under me. I’d think those things would be a trauma to me, not crying about my unfaithful girlfriend.”
Aww Glory! Tentando de tudo pra curar o Jerry!
“Drink from me, Jeremiah. Heal. This is strictly business between us. You think I’m a strumpet? Perhaps I should ask you to pay for it.”
E essa é a da mãe do Jerry:
“I don’t owe you an explanation. Run along before I decide to fry you like bacon.”
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